Monday, November 26, 2012

Powerball Fantasy for All ($500 million)


                                                                             By: Jermaine JER JOH Johnson


You are reading this blog and you're the winner. Well at least your reading this blog and   the winner in some fashion but wouldn't you like to be the winner of the current (Nov. 26, 2012) estimated $425 million annuity jackpot for the multi state Powerball game. So now is the time for all of us to imagine what we would do with the grand prize money or even a mere fraction of the winnings. My earliest thoughts based on prior winners of large lottery winnings is that the winners will be a small group of people 8 or less that are bound by a connection such as work or a social group. My earliest wish is that I become the winner of the Powerball winning and so here is where I begin to dream. Immediately upon winning I would take a deep breath proceeded by a large roaring “THANK YOU GOD”. Let’s face it after that I am off to the races with planning and spending. I would not be one of the lottery winners looking to increase my winnings by dumping tons of money into others business ideas that won’t work. My energy would be spent watering my ideas that never had the funding that I wanted. So let us all dream for a few days of what winning would do to change our life. Upon utilizing the following numbers (13, 5, 21, 29, 15, 2) I will fund several films that I as a film director and writer would love to see created. As you have noted I have taken the liberty of giving you my numbers openly on the web because I truly as a producer of film love story book endings. It is up to you to decide which number is the powerball number not me. Just as any good movie list credits at the end I must say I got those numbers from Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan via their show Live With Kelly and Michael. Now let us all dream but a big principle about lottery spills over to life if you don’t participate you can’t win. Go after what you want know and just because you are in pursuit you have a chance to win.

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She's A Two

Ladies have you always wanted to be a ten, you know a perfect ten the woman men envy other men to be with? I want you to know that the perfect women She's A Two. How about some of you women who truly have your life , body and physical fitness on full throttle you feel so close to being a ten but you concede your case for being a ten and claim that you are  a strong nine. Well forget about being a nine or a ten the only number you need to be is a two. Many men in their personal circles that they openly converse with mention a rating system when they tell friends I met a new chick (woman). Upon a guy beginning a narrative describing the woman's qualities and looks, friends will often immediately ask what is she? When they ask what is she at this point the man has probably stated her profession or job so the what is she only means what number is she on the worlds vanity scale. The top number on the worlds vanity chart is a ten or PERFECT TEN. Many women can never be a ten as described by that chart for several reasons. Some of the reasons some women will never be a ten could be lack of self control, lack of food portion control, genetics, unable to afford body augmenting surgery, or simply a coach or companion that will help elevate them to a vanity ten. Resources defiantly help if you are like most humans born with the lack of pure God given renowned beauty that is noticed around the world with no dispute. Let me inform you about the only number  a woman needs to be to successfully find a mate. The number for every woman to be is a two. Notice I said woman this is not inclusive of girls but a road map for grown women. Young girls should be focused on little girl things such as completing educational goals and enjoy being a child. But women who posses the ability to one stoke a man's ego and two stroke a mans stick simultaneously is  a two. If a woman can do one and not the other she is not a two she is a mere one no matter which one she is the ego stroking woman or stick stroking woman.

By the time you become a young woman probably some nurturing women in your life has uttered the words stroke a man's d*ck and you have him for a night but stoke his ego and you have him for a lifetime. Have you as ladies ever noticed how much in your lifetime you have got from men without even actually offering sex. Your mere kind words in the form ego stroking does a man good. Now this is the time to pull out your ego stroking calculators ladies and see how much you have saved the most with the bonus card from your local grocery store or retail location versus the men in life you have come across. Pull out the calculator and lets tabulate. Do you remember when you purchased you car batting your eyes feverishly at the car salesman and your award winning smile complementing him count that as money saved. Let's keep tabulating you independent ladies who went out purchased a home but it became time to sell that home and the male realtor wanted to push for that high commission and that warmness in your voice reduced the percentage of commission as you stroked his ego. You may have told him something as flattering and ego stroking as this sale with a less commission won't hurt an established man such as yourself your use to selling home far more expensive than mind. Now that you ladies are counting the savings some of you may have used the ego stoking in retail situations or any scenario that fits your life. Many of you can pause right here from reading and write a list of at least five instances that have helped you save. Even though these men may have not been on your radar for companionship or hanky-panky the principle remains the same. So can you just pause and meditate on how much of an impact this has on a man that is the object of your desire that you have a mutual interest in?

Some women I must note will always only be a one. They will do great tricks in the bedroom and perform acts only thought to be accomplished in a three ring circus. Let's call them by name women who aren't open or selfless enough to stroke a man's ego. They often hide under another moniker such as independent, independent and did I say independent.  It  should be redefined as incapable. Yes they provide a roof for their head,  coat for their back and a high heel for their feet. They also use that heel to keep up a mans butt or suppressed at his head because of their inability to be selfless. While the rant of the last  few sentences sounds like an indictment against the incapable woman it is not but an observation of just one characteristic of some women. The reason that women are in that space may come from when she was that woman having a man's back only for that man to have changed on her as if a page in the book the one that says the end. However this women who will only be a one has arrived at this destination it is her number until further notice.

There is also another way to be a one. The other one is the women who will stoke a man's ego constantly he walks around feeling great based on her words, her acts of care and or love but she is incapable of stroking his stick the way he likes. Now I know some of you women are saying as long as I am stroking the stick he should be happy. Ladies the way Harry liked it is not always the way Barry likes it. You have to learn what works for Barry versus Harry. We won't mention Larry your side guy who gives it to you just the way you like that is for another writing another day. If you are reading this and it sounds like it is all about him it is not, it is about both of you but I am just talking to you ladies directly and of course the guys who are reading this nodding their heads in agreement of my writings.

So the topics above are just the beginning of why I Jermaine JER JOH Johnson, writer/producer/filmmaker decided  to do a documentary film surrounding the idea She's A Two. This blog doesn't even begin to take you where we go in this documentary film talking about  She's A Two the end of trying to be a ten. If you are truly a two ladies he will have the only number he needs. Stay tuned for the upcoming documentary film by JER JOH Entertainment/JER JOH Films it will let you know it's time to be a two. She's A Two the Film stayed tuned at www.JERJOH.com. Ladies your opinion counts and if you would like to have your views on She's A Two expressed in the movie contact JER JOH Casting to be in the movie.












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Jermaine JER JOH Johnson

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Reflecting on Life

The below song I wrote a few weeks ago on June 23, 2012. For the last few months I have been feeling my inner song writer and have penned several songs with out accompanying music yet the tune and format in my head. This morning as I rolled over from my sleep I heard my phone alert me of an inbox message on Facebook. The message was from "Sassy" aka Saundra Harris in which  she in boxed me and my production partner Paul Franklin that Tree "Sean" had passed in a motorcycle accident. As I headed for the showers to start my day after hearing this news the song I wrote a few weeks prior came to my head as if it were a song on the radio in heavy rotation. The song speaks it all and now I dedicate it to Tree "Sean" the Creator of Blasst Radio, Iseecolorlive.TV on air personality, funny guy, comedian, cook, mechanic and many other things. The lyrics to the song say it all bruh.


I wrote this song a few weeks ago but have yet to actually find the tune to have it composed to but it is to the flow of almost Modern Country song type feel but today this song seems so relevant.


THE DAY BEFORE YOU DIE

[CHORUS]:
The day before you die
You still get up make your ham and eggs
The day before you die
The day before you die
It all still seems the same 
[END CHORUS]:
Verse 1
But the very next day it begins to change
You’re so close to no more pleasure no more pain
You wanna give up cause you broke up
Life don’t always give you the explain
So pick your head up put the knife down
Let the world know you stronger than you know
But if tomorrow is the day 
Today is the day
Before your final day
The day before you die
Verse 2
You reach for clothes still go to work
Still Running late leaving working early
Think you got more time
But time you ain’t got
Cause tomorrow is your judgement day
Friends be standing round say I just saw him or her
You still get up wash your face
Putting on lucky draws  
Too bad luck runs out
It all still seems the same
[Chorus]












Filmmaker/Writer
Jermaine JER JOH Johnson

Friday, July 6, 2012

MY 35 at 35




Writer Reflection: 
Days leading up to my 35th birthday conjured up many thoughts about life. Many of those thoughts caused my mind to reflect back to things I have encountered known as obstacles, goals I have obtained known as jumping hurdles and races that I have not yet won, called keeping the good fight. But at age 35 truly you are grown there is not more sappy child’s play and at this point most of us have lived half our life or more depending upon when the creek should rise. I reflect heavy to my 20’s when I was young excelling beyond what so called real grown folks were doing. I recall reaching life and prosperity goals early and feeling youthful exuberance beyond measure on many days. I remember being age19 and saying I would retire by age 35. I shared that reflective thought with my father this morning as he contacted me to wish me a Happy Birthday via phone. I stated to him “well I guess I got 36 to look forward to retire now”. He promptly reminded me “you still got 35 to complete it”. His meaning was you just turned 35 and don’t let the dream go this is your first day of 35. He is right I still got 35. So I leave you with my 35 for 35 as I go pursue my teenage dream of retirement at 35. These are 35 valuable lessons or reflective thoughts I have, many I am just embracing in the last few years. If you need insight on the line items please tweet me and I will respond via @JERJOH.



                                             My 35 at 35


Preamble: It is all about timing nothing happens until it is time to happen.

35. Accept people for who they are.
34. Most forms of relationships are seasonal.
33. Your mama might not be your friend but she told you must people aren’t your friend and she was right.
32. Love is for fools the first time.
31. Perception is reality.
30. Never lack utilizing being aggressive.
29. What goes around comes around (KARMA).
28. You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
27. An apology is easier than an excuse.
26. Don’t believe the hype.
25. Be willing to be open minded.
24. Family is no longer defined by bloodlines and family trees.
23. Loyalty is priceless.
22.  Speak what is on your mind in the right place and time.
21. The grave yard is full of books never written, movies never directed, songs never played and goals never acted upon.
20. Never surrender your creativity.
19. A man born of woman days is numbered and so are his deeds.
18. I have learned that money is not the root of all evil but power that comes from it corrupts.
17. Its okay not be right.
16. To allow a woman to have the last word in an argument makes you a better man.
15. Silence is stronger than a perfectly organized oral sentence.
14. It is okay to die poor but it is a crime not to live rich.
13.  I have learned never to hoard information, wealth or knowledge.
12. Many bad things happen not from one bad decision but a series of bad decisions that lead to a terrible situation.
11. Never trust a BIG BUTT and a smile.
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10. What you may want no matter how bad may not be good for you.
9. Truly learned LET GO OR BE DRAGGED.
8. Humility
7. Learn from your mistakes and don’t repeat them.
6. You can learn a lot from a dummy don’t commit their same mistakes.
5. Keep letting small stuff slide it will kill you.
4. Always have weekly reflection to assess goals and to plan ahead.
3. Embrace the power of love in all forms.
2. That (JERMAINE E. JOHNSON) I AM NOT GOD.
1. Be thankful no matter.. Be thankful no matter!




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